9 + 10 = 21

I asked the kid I tutor, "What's 9 + 10?" He screamed, "21!"

I couldn't stop laughing,

Fast Grandfather Running

It's a very weird of awe you have when you realize that your almost-80 grandfather probably runs faster than you do..

Real Friends

My 6-year-old cousin just asked me if my friends on Skype were real.


....I'M SORRY I'M A LONER, OKAY!?

My First 2015 Night

Well, that's just great. First night of the new year. I slept around 4am even though I had to wake up early (I usually wake up from 12-5pm).

Yeah. While other people have fun this first magical night of the year, I woke up at 7:15am panicking because I had a nightmare where I had sex with my sister's friend after getting insanely drunk, with my family knowing what was going on the whole time and laughing at me in the morning. It didn't occur to me until the end of the dream that I could've sworn that I didn't originally have a penis. I woke up confused, annoyed, and with a massive headache. Way to start the new year.

Yay. And wtf. That was the most scarring and strangest nightmare I've ever had.