9 + 10 = 21

I asked the kid I tutor, "What's 9 + 10?" He screamed, "21!"

I couldn't stop laughing,

Fast Grandfather Running

It's a very weird of awe you have when you realize that your almost-80 grandfather probably runs faster than you do..

Real Friends

My 6-year-old cousin just asked me if my friends on Skype were real.


....I'M SORRY I'M A LONER, OKAY!?

My First 2015 Night

Well, that's just great. First night of the new year. I slept around 4am even though I had to wake up early (I usually wake up from 12-5pm).

Yeah. While other people have fun this first magical night of the year, I woke up at 7:15am panicking because I had a nightmare where I had sex with my sister's friend after getting insanely drunk, with my family knowing what was going on the whole time and laughing at me in the morning. It didn't occur to me until the end of the dream that I could've sworn that I didn't originally have a penis. I woke up confused, annoyed, and with a massive headache. Way to start the new year.

Yay. And wtf. That was the most scarring and strangest nightmare I've ever had.

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year, everyone!

2014 was a year of big change for me. I graduated high school to move onto college.

It was a year where I met so many people who I have started to love.

It was also a year where I learned to love myself and changed myself for the better. 

Here's to another successful year in 2015!

Life = Rejected

I'm with my little 6-year-old cousin.
"Branden, do you love me?"
<He runs away tot he door and then looks back.>
"Hey! I asked you a question!"
<He shakes his head> "I'm not answering."

I've been rejected by a 6-year-old. What is my life.

Old Blog

I just found some old recordings of me on a blog speaking Spanish for my Spanish assignment in the freshman year of high school.

I also have 410 page views since four years ago. I mean, yeah, that's not so bad... I wouldn't really mind IF I DIDN'T SOUND LIKE AN ITALIAN TRYING TO ADVERTISE FOOD.

Arghhhhhh I swear... I thought seeing this after four years would make me laugh. Instead, it's making me jump into bed and smash my head into my pillow.